For reference, nearly EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the boards told me in person the boards were down while we were at GC.
Basically what happened was the hosting expired, which auto-renew took care of, and the domain expired which I had no idea wasn't on auto-renew (I thought the hosting company did the registrar duties as well, but apparently that was outsourced)
So we're back up, I'll hand out the collection plate in a few days (Paypal is accepted) and I'm going to go back to screaming at things